1. Expensive petrol will help solve the problem of traffic jams.
2. Drink and drive should not be a problem now. After all how many will be able to afford alcohol and petrol on the same day?
3. Petrol Hike by Rs 7.50? Aur karo Santa Banta ke jokes. Dekha Sardar ka Revenge.
4. We have the world’s cheapest car and the world’s costliest petrol. Record ban gaya.
5. Sign board at #Petrol pump: Buy Petrol worth Rs. 20,000 and get a TATA nano absolutely free. Scheme for aam admi J he can get car now with petrol.